Guest Blog… by Jaynie R.

Editor’s Note from Shi!  Yeah, Jaynie is back.  ;o)  And fortunately, her sense of humor is as weird as ever.  Ya know… I told her she could get snarky.  I never told her that she had to blog about bunnies.  Or even the weather.  And she still owes me some Tim Tams. 

;o)  Jaynie, babe, think of it as a writing exercise.  You expanded your vocabulary!

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Freaken A. 

When Shiloh asked me to do a guest blog, I emailed her and asked if she had any particular topics in mind.  She said I could write about anything I wanted as long as I didn’t swear, or bash anyone. 

I spent a moment wondering if Shi had been hit on the head, or if she’d just forgotten who I was.  I mean what the freak was I going to sound like without curse words? Gosh darnit – I’m so deprived. 

So then I thought maybe I’d blog about not being able to say shite-on-a-stick properly; I could whinge for hours on the injustice of it all, but most people who don’t know me wouldn’t get it. Of course, this is Shi’s blog, so maybe I could talk about her books being freaken awesome and y’all have to run out and buy a giant load of them…but I’m guessing if you read the blog then you already know that.  Also, me having a conversation about Eli or Mal in PG language just wouldn’t work. 

I could just talk about Shi, but then I might remember that when I finally got to the US and went to RT that I didn’t blooming get to meet her…and I don’t really want to mention RT because that might involve swearing and drinking. (editor’s note… I have no issues with drinking… matter of fact, where is MY drink…)

Next idea out of my head was that I could talk about kids.  Shi has kids; I have kids.  We both have three actually.  Hers are gorgeous and always seem to behave well and do what they’re told.  Mine are little b…  I guess that idea is out, too.  

What about flowers? Fluffy bunnies? Candy?  I think I’m gonna freaken puke. 

I’ve got it! The weather, that’s always a safe subject when you’re making small talk at cocktail parties.  Of course, it used to be safer before I moved to the darn middle of the gosh-darn tropics where the weather is wet and wetter, or hot and hotter. 

I think I’m going to have to tell her that I just can’t do it. 

Jaynie R

I’m back…and still the boss of Erin

http://thenewjaynier.blogspot.com/