Ya know, she doesn’t have the horns I would have expected.

Really.

She looks even more normal in person than she does on the Smart Bitches blog. I’m talking about Sarah, of course. I’ve yet to meet Candy.

Sarah looks totally normal. I was expecting horns–or maybe cleavage out to Mars. Didn’t somebody blog about the amount of skin Candy’s shirt displayed at some event or another?

Anyway, I ‘knew’ in the theoretical sense that Sarah was going to be there–after all, I stalked her blog until she posted the food guide (thank you, btw). But I didn’t think about it until I was talking to …uh….hell, I can’t remember, and Sarah’s name was mentioned. I wanted to see her and look for the horns meet her but we had no luck tracking her down. Then I’m standing outside the pub, giving JC Wilder a hard way to go. People come, people go. I hear somebody say, Hi, Sarah and I glance up, see this petite woman standing my side, wildly texting away. She says to somebody, I’m texting Jane over at DearAuthor. Dear Author. Sarah. Okay, I put two and two together…but the horns??? Where are they?

Being the shy type (people, stop laughing) I had to force myself to make an introduction. And I think the first thing out of my mouth was….You don’t look as evil as I would have expected. She laughs, tells me she can spit flames from her eyes, but it’s exhausting, thus saved for special occasions.

She was rooming with Heather Osborn and apparently, she’s a cover hog. She’s also a mommy, she reads to her little guy while he’s going to sleep, and has this very strange computer-thingy, (Acer? Maybe?) that’s like a third of the size of a normal laptop.

All in all, rather normal. But still-I think the horns would have been interesting.